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“Awesome merch – Shirt looks great and is high quality. Fast shipping too!” – Stephanie C.

“Scary comfortable – Shirt is so soft I went batty. Covers this dad bod perfectly.” – Leonard

“Favourite Shirt Ever – I love this shirt so much I wear it in the shower. It’s super comfortable. 10/10 Would buy again.” – Dr. Sean


Length (inches)2728293031
Width (inches)1820222426


Width (inches)17 ¼19 ¼21 ¼23 ¼25 ¼
Height (inches)25 ½26272828 ½


**It is recommended you wash your shirt prior to wear, it will alleviate any lingering smell due to the ink printing process.**

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

We offer Standard Shipping, Worldwide (with optional shipping upgrades providing Tracking and Express shipping). Clothing orders ship out within 2-7 Business days from our Printing Facility in CA, United States, and pins ship within 1 Business day via our homebase in Toronto, Canada. Some items may ship separately. International orders may be subject to duties and taxes upon delivery.

Due to the custom-printed nature of our garments, we do not accept Returns or Exchanges. Each garment is created just for you, to your color selection and sizing specifications. Once an order has been placed, it begins being processed and cannot be reversed. We strongly advise you to consult the sizing chart to ensure your garment arrives exactly as intended.

We do not accept returns on any other merchandise, including pins/stickers/and membership packs.

In the event you receive an item that is Damaged or Defective, please contact us within 20 days of receiving your goods and we will provide a replacement. Please save the packaging and provide photos of the damage if at all possible.