“It’s almost spooky season!” is something I would say to someone who hasn’t yet started their spooky season. (Hey, for...
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Is there anything more iconic in horror than the haunted house? An isolating setting, shadowy nooks, crannies, and the invasion...
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Films today never truly dip their toes in piety. It is often used in horror as a cheap-shot quick-grab “good vs evil” theme, running barely as thick as a bowl of a 69-cent can of soup. Saint Maud, the debut feature film from Rose Glass, instead dances a terrifying and...
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Has it been 27 years already? Boy, time sure flies when you’re getting the f*ck out of Derry, Maine. Unfortunately...
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Shark movies. It’s kind of hard to mess them up. You take your camera-happy (or shy, if you’re Steven Spielberg) sharks,...
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I’ve never participated in the PG-13 debate. Not because I don’t have an opinion on the matter, but because I am quite evidently not the sole demographic of a movie that welcomes the butts of fourteen-year-olds parking front and center of a Friday evening screening (not too late, cause dad...
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Does anything scream summertime horror better than boy-vs-evil? And I’m not talking Camp Crystal Lake massacre Friday the 13th, curling iron...
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There are few horrors so iconic, so jaw-droppingly terrifying, that they have eclipsed the entire horror genre. Constantly compared, credited,...
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If Steampunk had been adopted by Perfume companies and the Dollmaker Mattel, (instead of neo-gothic adults with an affinity for copper pipes and belt buckles,) it would look like Paradise Hills. A coming of age Fantasy, the American-Spanish film from first-time feature director Alice Waddington, is dripping in feminine style...
There are few villains as iconic as The Ring’s Sadako. With her contorted crawl, low crackling growl, and waterfall of front-flipped...
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Two films deep, I’m pretty sure we can crown Ari Aster with the [Paimon] crown as king of grief-stricken cinema....
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It’s a great time to be a nostalgia-junkie. This weekend, Hollywood’s most iconic toys descend upon cinemas. For many, the easy choice will be to fill Pixar’s pockets and opt for the return of Woody and Buzz in Toy Story 4. But for genre junkies, the decision will take them...
