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It’s Time to Give VALENTINE (2001), The Slasher Gem We Totally Ghosted, Its Due

Diving into the realm of early 2000s horror, there’s a gem that’s been gathering dust, unfairly shelved alongside memories of frosted tips and Y2K panic. Valentine (2001) might have slipped under the radar for many, but it’s high time this slasher gets its due. It blends holiday hijinks with horror in a way that screams (pun intended) for a rewatch.

Valentine makes the bold move of snatching Valentine’s Day from the clutches of sappy romance movies, serving up a story that’s as twisted as it is entertaining. Forget love letters; this film delivers death threats, turning Cupid’s holiday into a playground for a killer with a taste for the theatrical. The cherub mask, an eerie symbol of love gone wrong, is enough to make you reconsider those Valentine’s Day chocolates, fearing a not-so-sweet surprise inside.



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The cast, peppered with Y2K heartthrobs like Denise Richards and David Boreanaz, serves more as a visual feast than a showcase of dramatic range. They maneuver through the tangled web of dating and friendship, all while a stalker looms in the background, turning their already complicated lives into a high-stakes game of cat and mouse. Their performances might not be the stuff of Oscar buzz, but they fit perfectly in the glossy, stylized world of early 2000s horror. It’s akin to flipping through a particularly juicy episode of a dating reality show, except here, the eliminations are literal, and the final rose comes with thorns.

The inventive kills are where Valentine truly shines, showcasing the kind of creativity that makes horror fans gleefully rub their hands together. A hot tub becomes a death trap, and a Cupid’s arrow does more than just select lovers—it’s this blend of over-the-top gore and playful execution that gives the film its unique flavor. It’s as if the killer is winking at us, inviting us into the joke, and who are we to refuse?

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But it’s not all about the blood and guts; Valentine cleverly toys with the idea of unresolved high school drama haunting us into adulthood, a theme that resonates with anyone who’s ever attended a class reunion and thought, “This could go horribly wrong.” The film taps into the universal fear of the past catching up with us, wrapping this anxiety in a package that’s equal parts suspenseful and campy.

The holiday backdrop offers a fresh twist on the slasher formula, exploiting the saccharine tropes of Valentine’s Day to highlight the story’s dark underbelly. Holidays have alway been ripe for Horror’s exploitation, and Valentine follows in the heart-shaped footsteps of its Canadian predecessor My Bloody Valentine (1981). It’s a delicious irony that adds to the film’s charm, proving that even a day dedicated to love can have a sinister side.

Looking back, it’s clear Valentine was a delightfully campy product of its time, blending genres and expectations in a way that deserves applause, not the sound of crickets it initially received. Maybe it was just too avant-garde for its time, with audiences still riding the high of the Scream wave, boxed into expectations of what a horror film should be. Valentine didn’t just step out of that box—it danced out, decked in early 2000s flair, a healthy dose of irony, and a killer soundtrack to boot.

In wrapping up this love letter to Valentine (2001), let’s dust off this underrated slasher and give it the spotlight it deserves. It’s a film that combines the thrill of a horror movie with the unpredictability of a blind date, leaving you guessing until the very end. So, this Valentine’s Day, skip the predictable romantic comedy and dive into something with a bit more bite. Valentine is waiting, cherub mask and all, ready to turn your heart-pounding into heart-stopping entertainment.

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