Described as “Monty Python meets The Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Les Miserables” Chainsaws Were Singing is a truly insane movie for absolutely deranged people. Luckily, that’s you and me, fellow weirdo. And if that’s not you, and you’ve found your way to this film review by some strange twist of fate, be warned: This...
It’s important to remember that the cryptid at the center of Kryptic is NOT Bigfoot. It may look like bigfoot, it may live in the same surroundings as Bigfoot, and it may even have some of the same questionably interdimensional qualities as Bigfoot but it is definitely not Bigfoot. And...
The older you get, the more you realize that the possibilities of your life going horribly wrong greatly outweigh the chances that you’ll live to experience a happy ending. Not to bum you out in the first sentence of this review, but it’s true- and it’s that exact existential adult...