To say that Bliss breaks the vampire movie mold is a hilarious understatement. Bliss shatters that mold, shreds it into molecules, and throws it into the sun. It is to formulaic vampire stories what Godzilla is to a city planner’s schedule, and the mind behind it has to be just...
You know what people never talk about when it comes to vampires? How quiet they are. Think about it. Beyond the occasional screaming supervillain at the end of a Blade or Underworld, vampires are pretty softspoken folk. It adds to their dangerous, gothic charm, right? Bela Lugosi’s accent would sound...